| Hi My Name Is Devon Ma.
I Am Your Modern Day Ricer.
I Am Eighteen Years Of Age.
I Drive A 2006 Honda Civic SI (Its Galaxy Grey)
I Live In Fremont, California.
Anymore Questions?
This Is Me
These Are My Sisters
This Is My Baby
 
Cool Huh? Now What Makes Me More Special Then Every Other Asian Thats Out There With A WebSite?
I Am Your Modern Ricer.
Now You Ask Yourself. "What Exactly Does That Mean?"
To Answer That Question We'll Have To Go Back About 12 Years Ago. Back When Honda's Ruled The World. (Or Honda Enthusiast's Would Like To Think)
Flash Back To 1995-
A Ricer Is Someone Who...
A. Drives A Honda
B. Had An Exhaust Tip That Was Bigger Then His Head
C. Is Asian(Spikey Hair)
D.Considerd Lights/Speakers/Stickers And Other Assortment of Accessories A MOD
E.Slapping On An AEM Sticker On Your Window Was Cool
F.Besides Him, Allows Only His 90lb Girlfriend Inside His "Gutted Out Ride"
G.Rolled Down His Windows And Blasted His Heater To "Make More HP Bro" (A/C Was Really On But A/C In The Older Civics Were Just B/S)
H.Stole Honda Logo's And Put It On Their BackPacks
I.Had Cut Springs
J.Dreamed Of The Skyline GT-R
K.Worshipped Mugen
L.Worshipped Spoon
M.Had Vinyl Wraps Somewhere...
N.Thought Duck Tape Fixes Everything(It Does lols)
O.Got Pulled Over By Every Cop And Was Asked The Question "Are You An Asian Gang Banger Of Some Sort?" *Cop Stares At The Yellow Interior*
P.Put On Stickers(AEM,HKS,Mugen Oil Caps) And Thought Their Car Was Going Faster
Q.Took Off Those Stickers..."Weight Reduction"
R.The Letter Numbering This Fact Could Only Mean One Thing. The Type-R Motor.
Now How Am I Different From That? And Yet Still A Ricer?
Let Me Answer Your Questions.
1.I Am Asian
2.I Drive A Honda
3.I Keep It Old School With 5-Spoke Rims Still
4.I Don't Have Any Large Turbos Or Anything But I Have More Then 1 Set Of Rims.
5.My Car Is Dropped, And I Change Shoes Often.
6.My G/F Is 93lbs Now =]
7.My G/F Is Spanish
8.I No Longer Do Stupid Things To My Car...
9.Dropped It, Some Deep Bronze Colored Rims, Tint The Windows, Exhaust, And An Intake.
10.Stickers Get Thrown Away
11.I Still Worship Mugen
-Your Modern Day Ricer
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